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" The wife replied "The bloomin undertaker would be my first guess! " the teacher exclaimed in surprise "You know" explained the boy "I leaned over and went 'Pssssst' and it didnt move!" A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. " she asked her pupil "Because I pis*ed in its ear and it didnt move! A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson.Grandfather says again in a controlled voice, "William, relax buddy, don't get upset. Then Paddy tought hmmm, maybe he'd like whiskey better dan beer - so we tried a Jameson's! In desperation, Paddy asked the barman for some rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest. One Palm Sunday, little Paddy was sick and stayed home from mass.We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William." Very impressed, the woman goes outside to where the grandfather is loading is groceries and the boy into the car. When his brothers and sisters came home carrying palm branches, Paddy asked where the palms came from. Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried arse, and baked cat. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy,it would never be picked up!

" Murphy smiled and replied "cancel the sale, the place sounds grand to me" Santa was very cross. The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime. I sent that stupid little angel to find one hours ago! ’ Just then, the little angel opens the front door and steps in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. They decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. So, Paddy ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. The Judge says to him, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Paddy was picking up one card after another, opening them up and quickly shoving them back into slots. only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn’t on. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. October 10th The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. Inside, she showed him the cards and asked him to pick one. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door... But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected. Scooby doo be doo be doo" The day before Father’s Day, Mary Murhpy took her three-year-old son, Paddy, to the Easons to pick out a card for his Da. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.

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